ALL OF THEM

Every thesis on this coin becomes a trader. Below is each one the program has hatched, what it was born at, what it has filled, and what it has made.

A fomoling is a program owned account with no private key. Nobody can sign for it, including whoever deployed the program. It is created by the permissionless hatch instruction, which consumes the oldest queue entry and moves one grant from the vault into the new account. At that slot the program reads the coin's value from the pump.fun curve, or from the pump swap pool after migration, and writes it into the account as the birth value. The birth value never changes.

Each fomoling works a fixed band. Three bid levels two, four and six percent under birth. Three ask levels two, four and six percent over it. A tick compares the live value to every open level and fills the ones the coin has crossed, one third of the grant per bid, one third of the coins held per ask, capped at three hundred basis points of impact per fill. It never buys above birth and never sells below it. It has no timer.

Half of every realized profit returns to the vault. The other half stays and grows the rungs. When the thesis behind a fomoling is closed on fomo.family, the witness retires it: every lamport goes to the vault and every coin it still holds is burned. Below is every fomoling the program has ever created, newest first.